There I am walking in Argyle Street when I see someone holding up an advertising board. Advertising a buffet meal for 3 pounds 99p if anyone is interested. With a helpful arrow painted on to point you on your merry way. Man holding advertising board, that’s quite a throwback to a bygone age. Quite unsettling in some ways. Of course it got me thinking – and now I have a one-page script starting with a cheerful face and ending with decapitation on a mass scale, which’ll be winging its way to Liam Sharp and Mam Tor in due course.

Moments of Inspiration #131.