Of course I should say that the quote below does not apply to reviewers who like my stuff or at the very least are critically constructive ("I hate the writer, I hate the writer’s mother, but he does look after his hair"). These are of course fine virile men and women whose wrists are mostly chipped and withered away such is their need to reacquaint themselves constantly with their fit rippling physiques.

"Stop Messin’ About!" (Another quote from Kenneth Williams.)